President Obama Speaks at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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cant say but know its true good evening everybody it is an honor to be here at my last and perhaps the last white house correspondent you all look great the end of the republic has never looked better i do apologize when i was little late tonight i was running on cp teak which stands for jokes that white people should not make tip for you to anyway here we are my eight final appearance of this unique about and i am excited this material works well im gonna use it at goldman sachs next year me some serious tubmans thats right thats right my brilliant beautiful wife michelle was here tonight you look so happy be here its called practice its like learning do three minute planks she makes look easy now next year this time someone else will be standing here this very spot and its anyones guess who she will be but yeah its been year i cant help but reflective well some of eight years ago said it was time change the tone of politics in hindsight i clearly should have been more specific eight years ago i was young man full ideals and vigor and let him in math i am gray grizzled counting down days till my death panel hilary once questioned whether id ready for three am phone call now im awake anyway because i gotta go bathroom im up fact somebody recently said me mister president you are so yesterday justin trudeau has completely replaced you hes so handsome hes so charming he is the future i said justin just give rest i resent that meanwhile michelle has not aged day only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me take look here we are two thousand eight here we are few years later and this one is from two weeks ago so time passes just six short months i will be officially lame duck which means congress now will flat out reject my authority and republican leaders wont take my phone calls and this going take some getting used to i actually got a curve ball i know what to do with of course fact for months now congressional republicans and been saying theyre things i cannot do my final year unfortunately this dinner was not one of them but when everything else is another story you know who you are republicans factor i think weve got republican senators that tim scott and quarry garden theyre house which reminds me security bar the doors judge merritt garland come on i wouldnt do this right here right now what red wedding but not just congress some foreign leaders theyve been looking ahead dissipating my departure last week prince george showed up to our meeting in his bathrobe those slap face clear breach of protocol although while england i did have lunch with majesty the queen took performance shakespeare if likes with david cameron just case anybody is still debating whether on black enough other that settles the debate i will live it look this is tough transition start key staffer now starting leave white house even reporters have left me savannah guthrie shes left white house press corps to host today show nora odonnell left briefing room to host cbs this morning dick cabela journalism join cnn but prospect leaving white house is mixed bag you might heard someone jumped white house fence last week but have give secret service credit they found michelle brought back she said she said back home now some them are more months settlement and yet somehow spike omits sure in my final year my approval ratings keep going up well last summer was the sun astride decide my major that is the thing i i havent really done anything differently so up even my aides cant explain the rising poll numbers what has changed nobody can figure out puzzling anyway in this last year i do have more appreciation for those whove been with me on this amazing ride like one of our finest public servants joe biden god bless love the duck i love joe but really dont want thank him for his friendship counsel for always given to me straight for not shooting anybody face thank joe also would be remiss lets give up for our host larry wilmore also known as one two black guys whos not jon stewart youre the self evident i love i love letter parents here who are from greater i also would like to acknowledge some of the award winning porters that we have with us here tonight rachel mcadams mark ruffalo reassured her thank you all for everything that youve done im just joking as you know spotlight is a film movie about thats good journalists with resources and autonomy to chase down truth and hold powerful accountable thats fantasy film since star wars look maybe cheap shot i understand news business is tough todays changing all time every year at this dinner someone makes joke about bus speed for example changing media landscape and every year washington posts laughs little bit less hard scott silencer especially good for her simple state you will be chairman rice previous is here as well glad see that you feel that youve heard tonight off congratulations on all your success the republican party nomination process its all going great keep up kendall jenner is also here and we had chance meet her backstage she seems like very nice young woman im not exactly sure what she does but i am told that my twitter mentions are about go through the roof helen mirren is here tonight i dont even have joker i just think helen mirren is awesome sitting same table as mike bloomberg mike a combative controversial new york billionaire is leading the gop primary and does not you let us just little bit although its its not an entirely fair compares during you donald metro mike was big city mayor knows policy in depth and is actually worth bamana money but says hes what unlike chintzy for example weve got the bright new face of democratic party here tonight mister bernie sanders there is will you look like million bucks or put terms youll understand you look like thirty seven thousand donations of twenty seven dollars cat lot folks have been surprised by the bernie phenomena especially is appeal young people but not me i got it just recently young person came up me and said she was sick a politician standing way of her dreams is that were actually gonna let my leah go burning man this year not gonna happen bernie my daughter dont not us i am hurt though burning you been distancing yourself little from mean thats just not something that you do your comrade bernie slogan this helps whose campaign catch fire among young people feel the burn feel burn good slogan out hillary slogan has not had same affect those who see this yeah but i said much i admire hillarys toughness smart policy chops her experience you gotta admit about hillary trying appeal to young voters is little bit like your relative who just sign up facebook dear america you got my poke is turn on the wall im not sure im using this right love and hillary its not totally persuasive meanwhile on republican side things little more yeah sure we say this little more loose sort confusion over the imitations to tonights dinner yes were asked check whether they wanted steak or fish but instead whole bunch you wrote paul ryan thats not option people steak or fish you may not like steak or fish thats what you meanwhile some candidates our polling high enough qualify for their own job tonight rules were well established at time mothers ted cruz took out tough week he went indiana who your country stood on a basketball court and called the hoop a basketball ring what else is in his lexicon baseball sticks football hats were sure on form one let conclude tonight on more serious note want thank watson press score one thing carol for all that you do free press central to our democracy and now im just getting you know lot talk about twelve hello we were just going stop there bill maher although im little hurt that hes not here tonight we have so much fun last time and it is surprising you got room full reporters celebrities cameras and he says no is this better too tacky for the donald what could he possibly be doing instead is it all eating a truck stake tweeting out insults to undo myrtle whats he going republican establishment is incredulous that hes the most likely nominee incredulous shocking if we dont lacks the foreign policy experience to president fairness you have spent years meeting with leaders from around world the sweeping miss argentina this azerbaijan and theres one area where donalds experience could be invaluable and thats closing guantanamo because trump knows thing two about running waterfront properties into the ground alright this broad enough mean we have got more material no no dont want spend too much time on them following your lead i want show some restraint because i think we can all agree that from start hes gotten the appropriate amount coverage be betting that the seriousness of his candidacy i hope all produce so but i want give this hotel business boost and now were playing bit cleveland makes it through july im june as for me them michelle we decided stay in dc for couple more years thank you of this way our youngest daughter could finish up high school show in st closer to plight of carrots shes already making plans to see them everyday take look but our decision has actually present bit dilemma because traditionally presidents dont ground after theyre done and its something that been brooding about little bit take look the obamas staying in dc for two years after the president leaves office is about go from commander chief checked out shift commander you checked out what am gonna do dc for heres hello mister okay golf everyday which like better these committees joe theyre the same captured if moves joining some focus here kunert aviator time thinks every not sorry whats up i said mister president you practical look you can drive again youre gonna needle prices you love sports wattage of altered work when the teacher this washing wizards i understand youre looking for some coaching help lets just say coach why does take few times hello hello pretty far finally some will be in dc for awhile and thought id take a drug whats maam barack hussein obama okay well since dont have drivers license youre gonna need burst really really its really as a its really but is that talk show waterfall just got snapchat obamacare is great and its really working sign up now michelle obama in hot water after posting this video earlier today obamacare is great and its willing worker so dont know no no we get lot years running a enough enough wanted to just been through this im getting a soulcycle shes right know wanted talk hey brought whats going get together not bad theres great yeah it gets me biggest may ever so very much when now you want my advice first stop the enemy all these link given request and second heres beautiful thing youve got all the time world figure this out you can just be here for awhile if you not do that so can just be me and can wear my mom jeans and peace hate do yesterday i had beer eleven thirty morning little mcdonalds now for breakfast all day long and shows him its been class so well never know let it go mineral through long youll be able to walk right out oval office swinging with bb do dogs the yeah via plays and look your tail and in our finally got grand bargain one of sweet chevy click here look normal breaking news former president barack obama time is three hundred forty seven round of golf for the year and its totally great and gloria not problem for any we cover greenness i try no i am still waiting for all you respond my invitation connect linkedin but until you have jobs to do which is what really brings us here tonight i know that there times that weve had differences in thats inherent in our institutional roles thats true every president and his press corps but weve always share the same goal so to route our public discourse in truth open doors this democracy to do whatever we can make country and our world more free and more just and ive always appreciated role that you have all played as equal partners in reaching these our free press is why we once again recognize real journalists to uncover the or find scandal and brought some measure of justice for thousands victims throughout world they here with us tonight sasha pfeiffer mike resent us walter robinson met carol and bed bradlee junior please give them big round all three persons why once again that we honor jason zion carol noted last time this year we spoke of jasons purges the indoor the isolation of iran in prison here we see that courage flesh living testament very idea free reminder of the rising level of danger political intimidation and physical threats space by reporters overseas and alright can make this commitment that as long as i hold this office my administration will continue fight for release of american journalists held against their will and we will not stop until we may see the same freedom jason had at home broad journalists like all you engage dog pursuit of informing services and holding leaders accountable and making our government people possible and its enormous responsibility realize its enormous challenges time when the economics business sometimes incentivize speed over depth and went controversy and conflict her what most immediately attract readers and viewers good news is theres so many of you better pushing against those trends and as a citizen of this great democracy i am grateful for that for this is also time around world when some fundamental ideals of liberal democracies are under attack and when notions of objectivity and of free press and facts and evidence or trying be undermined or some cases ignored entirely and such climate its not enough just give people megaphone thats why your power and your responsibility to dig and question counter distortions and untruths is more important than ever taking stand on behalf what is true does not require you shedding your objectivity fact it is the essence of good journalists affirms the idea that the only way we can build consensus only way that we can move forward country the only way we can help world mend itself is by agreeing on baseline facts where comes to the challenges that confront us all so this might is testament to all you who devoted her lives to that idea push to shine light on truth every single day so wanna close my final white house correspondents dinner by just saying thank im very proud what youve done theres been an honor and privilege to work side by side with you to strengthen our democracy with that i just have two more words to say bomb up